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5926535 8979 -- Emperor 3.14=Einstein's Brithday, 1570
Angry, drunk and Irish No way to go through life, son but Flogging Molly... -- Emperor Haverinal O'Verthrum, 1593
expiration date sez it's too old to be safe drink deep the danger -- Kamikaze The Read Baron, 1673
Knotted shirt in her hands, a smile upon her face. "You ready to dye?" -- Young Master Tongue Tide, 1598
A sinner, washing his hands, asks himself "What sin shall speed my descent?" -- Stinkoman my name is Sarah, 1799
A saloon door creaks. A tumbleweed rolls past this once verdant wasteland -- Some Young Guy inkslinger, 1498
Procrastination: No vice is more addictive, no high more instant -- Young Grasshopper get2itl8r, 1758
Ah, nimble pinkie... No booger is safe from your nostril spelunking! -- Iron Chef Japanese Slim Pickins, 1650
When the moon is full The sickness in me rises WHERE'S MY MEDICINE? -- Shintoist Aroooooo, 1652
Superbowl Sunday It's sorta like the Super Haiku of football -- Fu Man Chu Go Team?, 1644
Ode to a Haggis and a Toast to the Lassies It's Burns Night Again! -- Young Grasshopper MacBlauragh, 1587
I guess I should have gotten my books before the first day of classes -- Osakan Rab Lat, 1572
writing more haikus is my resolution for 2007 -- Stinkoman Boo-Boo, 1542
This page is so sad When once it was intriguing Oh, tempus fugit. -- Young Master Duncan, 1662
hopeful carnation pushes upward before the weight of fall ensues -- Dude from Japan Stump Stomp, 1555
August, chill and dark Jackhammers out the window thank god it's friday -- Young Master ALEX, 1767
Fly little balloon Fly beyond the clouds and sky but, slowly... slowly -- Emperor Koo, 1647
Ok Hmmmm... to the point My life is a progress bar Ten percent complete -- Mega Man Mike, 1679
The theme song to yet another video game is stuck in my head -- Young Master Happy Spring!, 1658
I bled for my art Stage sword to the head and said "C'mon! Keep going!" -- Sensei Braggart McBraggartson, 1597
Poetic life is punishingly fun. All my syllables are stressed -- Shogun leashed, 1598
Iced cubes over mesh Hot water below. Kids say "Ooooo... Condensation!" -- Dude from Japan Señor Mago, 1699
i like to eat dick it tastes extremely nice like a monkey pie -- Bonsai John, 1457
buttjuice buttjuice is great buttjuice -- Some Young Guy retrded man, 1673
There are only three pains: Experience, Regret, Both at the same time. -- Totoro namaibst, 1718
Dawn, unbidden, comes. Blues slide into soft pastels. Why is it blurry? -- Warrior tafac tnow, 1526
red leaves green flowers color blind at midnight -- Bonsai issa, 1653
walking alone the day is getting longer my shadow too -- Iron Chef Chinese Achour FENNI, 1630
Silence dominates the space between the scratching mouse and scratching pen -- Mega Man trap part, spring?, 1723
"It could be much worse." the doctor said with a shrug. Never said how, though... -- Warrior Squealk, 1604
I run faster and faster across the lake as I hear cracking ice -- Secret Asian Man I question Mark, 1696
A red nose quivers Far below, sharp claws dig Tail whirling joy -- Iron Chef Japanese Bori, 1832
cold winter air warmed by a smile christmas day -- Dude from Japan ap, 1758
i love swimming i love sweets and choclate i love chips -- Dude from Japan sarah, 1703
i love chocolate i love pizza i love myself -- Shintoist Gemma, 1522
"Boom, baby. Popcorn." He cried as he threw down his two threes and three twos. -- Shogun rubble trouble, 1567
satisfaction waits as if on a shelf, taunting, just out of my reach -- Samurai dripping kwill, 1563
rrr rrrrr rrr -- Sensei isaac, 1451
Oranges waiting Ripe, plump, and nearly bursting I swallow your juice -- Samurai Ashley, 1735
semiannual semimonthly semiskilled semiconscious bilingual -- Totoro digger, 1456
bilatteral bipartisan semiconscious -- Ronin jarred, 1745
rtgfg fgffg vbn -- Nippon rrg, 1589
Same time same place where are you? -- Mega Man Achour FENNI, 1672
A huge blue flame melted in the sea -- Kamikaze Achour FENNI, 1519
But, everything's changed! And yet... nothing really has. How "Trés Zen" of life. -- Stinkoman sparkler, extinguished, 1649
help me i'm dirty our water was hot it's cold now -- Fu Man Chu schippereit, 1496
Help me, I'm dirty our water is cold it's warm now -- Warrior Rach, 1492
Help me, I'm dirty our water is cold it's warm now -- Nippon Rach, 1740
you should not be here forbidden fruit is not best a blue light special -- Iron Chef Japanese Cyd, 1556
who gets the remote? who gets the left side of bed that is the question -- Stinkoman Nate, 1527
vidya lakshmi subhramaniayam -- Bonsai vidyalakshmi, 1685
"Here is my headshot, I send no other info". Actors are stupid. -- Osakan Duncan, 1453
An old pair of shoes aside a new pair I'm in the autum of life -- Osakan billy, 1508
it was my fault. i'm sorry it's taken me this long to admit it. -- Ohta Faction Member Yuno Hü, 1699
Condensation forms on my window, revealing hidden messages. -- Nippon baited breath, 1803
I really don't know My mind is clouded by fear But also by love -- Chairman korn_spiracy, 1744
calastri acerbo viganò -- Iron Chef Japanese calastri , 1693
Damn those flashing blue lights behind me! I'd prefer a kick in the nuts. -- Bonsai pigspigspigs, 1841
(A memorial) Hogzilla: Faulknerian myth or just big pig? -- Chairman Bay Kahn, 1533
I have your friend now, Which means I have you now too! Why are you running? -- Sensei Angry Nieghbor, 1768
ssd cnvbcn vmhvm -- Iron Chef Japanese clicker01, 1677
I have a thing for intense, chaotic women I don't seek them out -- Master (consiously), 1452
isn't it though you should clearly see in my hand pleace go now. NOW. -- Mega Man puddles in the drain sending them down, 1539
I'd like to think we were on some sort of wave length where we could just be -- Bonsai I've seen the carvings on your arm, 1597
have you ever been a couple on a beach? I said no. As did he. -- Iron Chef French Trip tick lick my dictionary it's dusty, 1805
I've never kissed you or anyone on a beach and then he asked me -- Osakan Lovers on a beach, 1498
on the beach digging with my hands hard sand and a shell slices me -- Iron Chef French I'd like to think we were once lovers, 1516
swallow. and choke. GASP reach for. GASP. you're leaving. you never really saw -- Nippon Ponder the dreams you forget, 1679
which makes me wonder how is it that I never can know what you are -- Samurai Eyes can close but you still can see, 1628
taste my eyes they are salty perhaps you'd like to take me for a ride -- Fu Man Chu Lick me ever so lightly, 1800
Sing sweetly to me I wonder how your toes feel after I've smashed them -- Young Grasshopper Sing Sweetly to Me, 1699
Aye aye eye sometimes scare away those resting their heads on my live heart -- Young Master Marissa, 1597
in the membrane ZOOP go my neurons and then my heart fibulates -- Warrior Marissa, 1544
If you think my thoughts are chaotic here, my speech would drive you insane -- Emperor Marissa, 1628
big thoughts, bigger words; Philosophic, religious conversations rock. -- Chairman Punchy Banter, 1700
blood drips from durismud.org port six-thousand sixty six telnet connection is the win -- Secret Asian Man Ryz Daddy, 1624
As the last of my old highschool pals left I sighed sweetly nostalgic -- Ronin Sweating Cats and Dogz, 1829
One two three four five once I caught a fish alive then I threw it back -- Iron Chef Chinese Disco Dave, 1535
Ooo, eee, ah ah, Ting Tang, Ramalama ding dong -- Young Master Disco Dave, 1691
i didnt see it those three small words on the sides yes, i do love you -- Ronin marius, 1489
My jedi got killed today he got killed in a fight with quenkers His HAM bar was full when he got incap and then died Plz play me back he XP ! -- Totoro A player's haiku ticket, 1674
A chosen title? I always wanted to put Baits after master! -- Stinkoman Baits?, 1684
and then here we are so you really do love me i love you so much -- Samurai marius, 1615
the silence of the room is shattered by the sound of cracking knuckles -- Shogun Toucan Brooch, 1784
the dripping chainsaw softly purring like pussy cats getting some love -- Young Grasshopper latexface, 1844
"Reprehensible!" the crook's lawyer proclaimed. "But... representable." -- Iron Chef Japanese A torn E, 1629
now i am worried... because im not that worried yep... i am worried -- Mega Man korn_spiracy, 1570
the last day of school is not merely an evening but also a dawn -- Samurai Daze Summer, 1471
please dont forgive me or i'll be no better than the stupid APEbrain -- Ronin korn_spiracy, 1619
the sky is falling I told you last time the Sky is falling!! -- Shintoist Chicken Little, 1514
intoxication irresponsibility gratification -- Stinkoman WTF?, 1497
Memorial Day was pretty forgetable Where did I go wrong? -- Kamikaze mapping chocolate, 1673
Saree drying in balcony elopes with the wind -- Bonsai Ashok, 1459
no doubt about it, samurai swords is mighty cool in them movies -- Dude from Japan Hai-chu!, 1606
poop poop poop smelly poop stinks like poop please don't eat the poop -- Ronin Hunter Karnedy, 1631
"You touch my Tra La La, my Ding Ding Dong." What the Hell do those Swedes smoke? -- Ohta Faction Member Guntera, 1488
Without a word Nor even a sound It came to pass. -- Ohta Faction Member Wayne Chang, 1828
A cold snow whispers pink plastic petal shivers breaks in winter chill -- Kamikaze Diana Hight, 1475
A japanese maple with leaves intwined like our complicated lives -- Iron Chef Chinese Andrew Fitzgerald, 1706
I'm thinking about getting a Nietzsche quote tat. What does not kill me... -- Bonsai Jen Durbent, 1623
It's Monday again Why do I show up to work? I miss band practice. -- Osakan Amanduh, 1527
i love her so much but she is with another i'll let her be free -- Stinkoman korn_spiracy, 1640
suddenly, the truth revealed in the pouring rain; soddenly, I see. -- Young Master knock nock, 1673
i made a new friend i hope i dont do the same as i always do -- Iron Chef Chinese kon_spiracy, 1751
GET ME OFF THIS LIST ALREADY I AM LOSING MY MIND WHERE IS THE FAST FOWARD BUTTON -- Young Grasshopper MURF, 1464
the shameful truth doofus doofus doofus gypsy rocks -- Master gypsy, 1736
the shameful truth doofus doofus doofus gypsy rocks -- Young Master gypsy, 1633
why in a haiku? shouldn't i say it to her? bah. haikus it is. -- Iron Chef Chinese korn_spiracy, 1814
I'm left in the dark Why must i never be told Alone i shall be -- Sensei korn_spiracy, 1822
It's gone from too damn cold to too damn hot. What else can I bitch about? -- Shogun curd muffin, 1531
fine, you be like that whatever. fine. you dont care see if i'll be back... -- Fu Man Chu korn_spiracy, 1815
Guitar Keyboard Steak -- Fu Man Chu Bernd, 1822
Is this but the end? The end of my time with you? Farewell sweet Ashley... :( -- Emperor korn_spiracy, 1542
Today has been slow and I dont have much news. Counting down the days Until I leave. Im sat with paperwork and feeling out of place. The weather is pleasant and hometime beckons. -- Iron Chef French Liam Porter, 1835
i had an old dog he barked entirely too much I ate his liver -- Osakan Fava bean 101, 1462
wood monkey canyon man green dog -- Sensei jacque, 1474
my sunglasses, though very inexpensive, are also very cheap. -- Stinkoman Et Tu, Brute?, 1560
Plumber's crack outlawed? My God! What cleavage will be felonious next? -- Nippon sure thing, 1829
i take out the blade the blood runs down my fingers soon it will all end -- Samurai korn_spiracy, 1513
must i face this fate i'd be leaving you behind but i'm worth nothing -- Stinkoman korn_spiracy, 1756
Red Sun resting upon the sky autumn dream -- Ninja Ed Bodenhamer, 1823
Eostre's fertile rites I observed, excepting a Trojan influence -- Secret Asian Man Bunny, 1806
at least you are not one of those big fat hairy mangina people -- Dude from Japan korn_spiracy, 1808
Happy Easter, Don! I hope the bunny is good to you and your friends! -- Iron Chef Chinese An old friend..., 1817
Duvel, the Belgian Devil, has quite a little kick. Kick me again. -- Fu Man Chu bates, 1518
what is this i don't even know um okay -- Osakan c, 1562
i know who you are Morph fifty four twenty four yes... you are jadine... -- Fu Man Chu korn_spiracy, 1600
cholesterol free vegetable cooking oil not for consumption -- Samurai korn_spiracy, 1816
"Rice-a-Rama" or Condoleezapalooza: Which is more clever? -- Totoro Duncan, 1766
i suck because I'm crazy -- Ronin Me, 1544
Tired of all those passe adjectives for "gay?": Sodomitical. -- Osakan Salt Licked, 1536
Why won't you let me? All I want to do is help Please don't cut yourself... -- Sensei korn_spiracy, 1762
<Edited because the lines were really long and annoying.> -- Shogun Professor gun kin hap, 1649
curry last night on the big white telephone sound resonates in the bathroom -- Stinkoman Windy Pops, 1501
oooh, lewd and baudy haikus really turn me on it's so damn clever -- Mega Man Heather, 1585
bigish butterfly falling under the flowers death to you right now -- Chairman korn_spiracy, 1609
Little butterfly, Floating over the flowers, Spring is beginning -- Samurai Kent Allen, 1546
Little butterfly, Floating over the flowers, Spring is beginning -- Kamikaze Kent Allen, 1647
Little butterfly, Floating over the flowers, Spring is beginning -- Chairman Kent, 1534
Little butterfly, Floating over the flowers, Spring is beginning -- Sensei Kent, 1501
Little butterfly, Floating over the flowers, Spring is beginning -- Stinkoman Kent, 1540
i do not love you the internet is so fake just leave me alone -- Secret Asian Man korn_spiracy, 1680
Velcro! Iago parla mi poultry: Undamundaiku -- Bonsai Harmonika Klink Doppa Du, 1726
someone died today at death he was eighty six degrees celcius -- Ronin korn_spiracy, 1546
someone died today at death he was eighty six degrees celcius -- Warrior korn_spiracy, 1573
someone died today he was eigthy six degrees -- Ninja korn_spiracy, 1732
The damp bed explodes. Vibrating beauty smears. Shoots without patience. -- Sensei MrWatanabe ... creative expose, 1683
I love to eat trees in the moonlight I hate to eat brocolie in the sunlight I do not like pudding -- Ninja John smith, 1791
Sedna, thy presence is felt, if not seen. But why not "Persephone?" -- Master Sighs ain't everything, 1771
within your car doors you are not invisible I see what you do -- Sensei Duck Lover, 1468
This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less? -- Ronin Sir Manuel Noriega Pilates, 1812
Let's go over this, One more freaking time! Haiku- FIVE-SEVEN-FIVE! duh! -- Young Master OBVIOUS GUY, 1637
Who needs instructions? Some people just don't get it It's a HAIKU page -- Nippon Duncan, 1737
beatiful healthly skinny -- Bonsai Aletia , 1559
healthy fat skinny -- Iron Chef French Aletia , 1607
fat skinny healthy -- Secret Asian Man Aletia , 1794
TOKYO KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO ANIME AND MANGA FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAPAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Dude from Japan Dina , 1555
Just found a bag of Dark Chocolate Hershey's Kisses I am in heaven -- Ninja Duncan, 1644
You could have just said "Un Chien Andalou", but You didn't bother. -- Kamikaze Duncan, 1736
Un chien andalou It's not five syllables, but it's Dali. who cares? -- Some Young Guy Newton's Kumquat, 1573
Early to bed and Early to rise makes a man Early to work. Neat. -- Warrior Duncan, 1659
reiki, love, compassion understanding beauty -- Iron Chef Chinese myrya, 1655
Frozen fields A lone man and, remants of Bukkake -- Emperor Braindaddy, 1772
Now I p q r s t u v w x y and z Know -- Mega Man Kucinich, 1667
Haiku - Retarded This has no apparent point God this is stupid -- Warrior <=Is gay, 1476
Storm of swords clashing The battlefield splashed with blood Death to the conquered -- Iron Chef Chinese tim , 1475
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o -- Osakan Kerry, 1512
There's no check today A computer malfunction Wish I had money -- Master Duncan, 1800
The final minutes The past soon forever gone I love, fear endings. -- Nippon I have the power I could call you right now, dude I have a cellphone -- Iron Chef Chinese Duncan, 1725
precipitation: patter, drizzle, shower, storm, mist, sleet, hail, and reign? -- Young Master The Saurus..., 1624
snow snow snow -- Young Master snow, 1515
4, 5, 6, 7 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 13... Ah Ha Ha! -- Ronin Count Count, 1723
one two three -- Bonsai 321, 1814
Water, in any form, absorbs heat to transform. And hey, I'm sliced too. -- Bonsai Arthur Dented, 1625
your silence has shards that cut me -- Master jenni, 1752
It snowed this morning It's warmer than yesterday What is that about? -- Ronin Duncan, 1549
A Worm's Devine Feast Rain Makes You One With The Dirt the Sight, Stench of Death -- Sensei Master Poon, 1718
I have a cellphone! 20th century stuff! I am really lame. -- Emperor Duncan, 1491
too many children they are not so well behaved parents need to mind -- Samurai Heather, 1682
Ah, some dancing, some flirting, and oh, what vices flowed. 04 will rock! -- Sensei Darth Sepia Toned, 1667
Nephele is me i am a satanist mod i do my job well -- Ronin Nephele Carnal, 1834
By a little bird I was told Suffocation ends life let it breathe, friend, let it flower on its own -- Ninja Tommy, 1573
yo, yo, yo,werd dawg ain't no chicken 'eads in hurr don't talk shit, bring it -- Young Master Twitchy Phillips, 1776
And since we have no place to go... Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow -- Emperor Frosty Heatmiser, 1841
I cry patience. The problem, perhaps, lies in a wee mistranslation? -- Some Young Guy Saumile Untenka, 1710
IT IS NOT THAT HARD!!!! HAIKU- FIVE SYLLABLES, THEN SEVEN, THEN FIVE! duh! -- Secret Asian Man OBVIOUS GUY, 1551
Sauteein meat n vegetables bomb grub -- Chairman Yung Juice, 1539
a slow, tired sigh exhaled from deep within her what is she thinking? -- Iron Chef French Roksaburo Patel, 1826
This script is long, How is your elbow? When is dinner? -- Nippon Don's Nemesis, 1651
My job is secure. shoes hurt. Engrish is good. -- Dude from Japan Darth Mall, 1468
climb the mountain little snail, but slowly... slowly -- Chairman someone famous wrote it, 1620
Lost souls shall remain contemplating suicide forever When Darkness comes man shall leave Death stalks at every corner -- Young Master Sarirak, 1625
i hate to study i do not want to fail life i must have sleep now -- Totoro Roberto Flores, 1641
the danger of an observable populace is in who watches -- Iron Chef French Schener Fraud, 1489
Waiting for noise to shatter That which is broken I need some more heroine -- Sensei Nicholas Ilka, 1569
All these commercials Mike Meyers is a big whore But a funny whore. -- Iron Chef Chinese Duncan, 1685
unfamiliar sounds almost disturb my first night under a new roof -- Ninja drew, drawn, drone, 1793
morning hazy fog refracts dawn's sunlight into glorious rainbows -- Emperor headbanging the comp. screen, 1721
squirrel trephaning is less of a hobby, more of a cry for help -- Chairman faxination, 1747
san francisco martini's overflowing all night -- Ninja buds, 1702
Giants Tenney Fan Together the Author Posting Once and Twice -- Young Master Goon, 1702
A lunar eclipse and a grand sextile... Lucy in the sky, indeed. -- Sensei Yellow brik, 1628
Builds while Judy Cooks Wyoming Raisel -- Totoro Mel, 1768
I take in a full breath and exhale a deep sigh Poetry is hard -- Totoro hard top card shark, 1742
gat dafd afadfasdf -- Warrior vov, 1581
laughter of children boarding a bus on Friday... what could be sweeter? -- Samurai amber Kaos, Teacher, 1488
Kobe is guilty that motherfucker raped her hope he rots in hell -- Kamikaze David Tisi, 1726
Inevitable; what the old see as beauty the new view static -- Ronin obey the fuckin rules. five seven five., 1613
Basketball is my favorite sport the girls like the way we go up and down the court and the girl desract us when we go up and down the court we ask them after the game for there phone number but they said NO. -- Bonsai Justin Bennett and Andy Mayes , 1720
sports fun, exciting, enjoyable playin is challanging -- Young Master jeromy benjamin sports, 1715
roses are red violets are blue you like me and I hate you many people say that you like me but I see a monkey inside you -- Iron Chef French jeromy benjamin roses are red, 1778
roses are red violets are blue you like me and Ihate you. many people say that you like me but I a monkey inside you -- Stinkoman roses are red, 1728
Chaquana, is so happy and sweet, when she see people, she aways have a big smile on he face. -- Secret Asian Man Chaquana, 1476
AUTUMN COOL,BREEZY,COLORFUL AUTUMN IS FINALY HERE IM SO GLAD AUTUMN IS HERE -- Emperor wesley brown, 1565
BRETT, SO SEXY AND SWEET BUT SAD, BECAUSE HES A VIRGIN, MAN YOUR MISSING SOME GOOD LOVIN. -- Iron Chef French SECRET ADMIRE, 1519
HAPPY AND EXCITED READY FOR MY ANGEL THE NEW YEARS ARE ON THEIR WAY -- Ronin GABRIAL ADAMS- B.C.H.S, 1694
young but mature a new mother, im so happy an angel is coming, pregnancy is a beautiful thing -- Nippon GaBRiaL AdaMS**, 1807
Delicate Butterfly floating upon the flowers spring is beginning -- Fu Man Chu little mama me, 1664
ME ADVENTUROUS, HAPPY, OUTGOING, NICE I LOVE ME!!!!!! -- Iron Chef Chinese Amanda Fraley, 1613
Catherine the Great strong, resourceful, generous the best mom in the world -- Ohta Faction Member CaMicha Ryce, 1644
pizza bones cats -- Some Young Guy Chelle, 1768
"Enter your three line haiku. Press "TAB" to move to the next" Still Genius -- Shintoist let's try this again, 1626
Some brown leaves arrived far too soon. They died without a blaze of colour -- Chairman buzzkill sound death, 1540
Teachers Caring, Loving, Understanding I remember my favorite teacher -- Secret Asian Man Busshart, 1482
Girls dangerous, mean and outragous but they are loving also. -- Master Tahi the Great, 1608
Friendship is like gold. A good friend is hard to find, I found one in you. -- Sensei Jim Edwards, 1719
brother strong brave and funny I thank god for my brother -- Ronin Tahi, 1654
Tree leaves waving at something they can't see. Should I wave back? -- Ninja Dip Set, 1820
Sunlight Dancing Tress in a soft, flowing breeze Summer is over -- Stinkoman Mr. Busshart, 1520
I went to the bathroom with a broking heart Thought I had to dookie But I only had to fart. -- Iron Chef French bathroom, 1640
I went to bathroom with a broking heart thought I heard a dog bark but I heard people killing sharks. -- Warrior Tahi, 1687
I am so fucking confused right now but oh well What is this doing? -- Master Samantha, 1589
Wow, how sad. To lack both poetic prowess and sexual comfort -- Sensei Mitch loves penises, 1830
Most of you faggots Don't know what a haiku is Go back to college -- Chairman Mitch, 1738
Humidity strikes. Now strike back and keep that 'do that you do so well! -- Master Mark Loves Susan, 1512
Teaching younger kids is easier than swimming upstream in a lake -- Emperor Shelley, 1774
if i had a cent i would not give a damn that i can make no sence -- Young Master Statix, 1672
Homage or rip-off... or is this merely a case of deja-haiku? -- Totoro Obi-Wan Shinobi, 1486
On the way to work sexy guys in shirts and ties red-faced and sweaty -- Ninja Fredrik, 1489
ppl cry with pasion -- Samurai drd, 1489
George, George, George of the jungle, strong as he can be Watch out for that tree! -- Master White man's rhythm, 1643
fhank god it's friday. whatever your friday is, thank god it's friday. -- Dude from Japan Two Smoking Parrots, Zanzibar, 1713
On the way to work Sexy guys in shirts and ties Red-faced and sweaty -- Totoro Duncan, 1573
I am jittery. Too much coffee, or perhaps Not enough breakfast? -- Bonsai Duncan, 1612
I like to say, "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" A good film, Heathers. -- Nippon Duncan, 1708
It reminds me of a film I once watched. What the hell was it called? Hmm... -- Chairman 38% Victoria, 1477
oh my it seems that there are two Heathers posting... how to distinguish? -- Osakan Heather Marie, 1699
I like to fly in the sky Jumping crickets landing in grass Fire cleans all -- Ronin Das, 1607
I'm hung like a horse And I don't mean my penis I am hungover -- Shogun Mitch, 1500
the sound of the axe easily splitting wood on a cool fall evening -- Stinkoman Rocky Horrified, 1456
Looking for a break. Maybe far away from here. If only I knew. -- Ronin sadfairy, 1724
animals so funny the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy doggie -- Nippon Heather, 1639
The money is spent Stacks of bulls accumulate It may cost my life -- Ronin Heather, 1482
the waters recede electricity returns hey... could have been worse! -- Nippon pyre lyre, 1763
Dew laden webs of arachnid architects form scenery sublime -- Secret Asian Man table saw semantics 10133, 1516
Must think of haiku- Something funny to amuse... Nope, I got nothin'. -- Mega Man Duncan, 1542
No, it's just that I am too lazy to create a syllable-checking routine logically. That would take a lot more time than just slapping HTML form entries onto a page. So I implore you to conform, damn it. -- Shintoist Don, 1515
christ almighty! so when we abandon the normal morays and rules of any given system, doesn't it make that system null and void in terms of its poetic effect? Is this free range prose? -- Master Wanderer Tell, 1611
Yes! It's true! When you type less than seven or five syllables, still goes!! -- Stinkoman Don, 1628
he hu irl lol -- Secret Asian Man Martin, 1763
mitochondria, thy blessings are many, thy sins are few. Thanks, guys. -- Fu Man Chu pancho villian, 1826
I am pleased. When you type "Ohta Faction" into Yahoo, you get this. :) -- Sensei Don, 1739
Golden Girls theme song "Thank You for Being a Friend" That's a damn good song. -- Iron Chef Japanese Duncan, 1604
Hey! Five seven five FIVE?!?! Ok, fine, but since when is "0" a verb? -- Warrior dial toned, 1553
Tad likes to play sports hang with friends and play around in the studio he also likes to 0 -- Some Young Guy Tad Davis, 1815
What the hell is this? Auuugh! Oh, the humanity! Aardvarks on my face!!! -- Fu Man Chu Duncan, 1588
Rock paper scissors just ain't as much fun when you don't have a partner -- Ninja playin with myself, 1730
Shhhh... We've secretly replaced Duncan's Flavia with rabid aardvarks. -- Ronin Let's see if he notices, 1658
I need some caffiene There's nothing like good coffee Love my Flavia -- Fu Man Chu Duncan, 1595
So, exactly what ain't proscribed? Fapt? Skryl? Heeble? Sillyness abounds. -- Totoro arugula "Bing!" fabrege cellar naos...?, 1660
i feel tremendous satisfaction knowing that bloop always works here -- Fu Man Chu chandra, 1755
And you'll be with To- toro, Totoro... Toto- ro, Totoro. Bloop. <-- (I hereby declare "bloop" as the haiku syllabic filler.) -- Ohta Faction Member Don, 1460
Hey hey, they're the monks. Not Hey hey, they're the monkies. That is just silly. -- Totoro Duncan Monkey, 1774
You challenged what, Don? OK, so what do YOU call those shaolin bruthas? -- Master i'm not really here either, 1648
I do not know what to do you evil haiku you make me think poo -- Dude from Japan Lee's Haiku, 1526
Heavens to Betsy! fairygirlie wants me bad- Tha's pretty wack, yo. -- Samurai Duncan, 1475
I successfully challenged the word "monkies" in a Scrabble tourney. -- Nippon Don, 1525
steady rhythm of skull against computer screen. "why?" *thunk* "why?" *thunk* "why?" -- Samurai god of all monkies, 1577
i love both brothers, the pflasters extroardinaire! ... and i'm no mys'try. -- Iron Chef French silly alex, 1810
That was recently. If anyone has ideas for titles, email. :) -- Some Young Guy Don, 1598
Christ, what drama... Hey, how long has "Iron Chef" been one of the names? -- Stinkoman if you like this... "try eros actor", 1541
hun, hun, hun, hun, hun hun, hun, hun, hun hun, hun, hun! Just kidding, Chandra!! -- Iron Chef Japanese makin' waves, 1830
bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop Please, don't ever call me hun. persue as you will, girl! -- Osakan chandra, 1690
Chandra, Fairy 'Girl' is simply a state of mind. NOT a gender, hun. ;o) -- Osakan fairygirlie, 1638
go for it, fair-girl. This place needs some more crazy obsessed stalker chix. -- Bonsai Stirring the pot..., 1551
important notice so take note and remember my duncan is gay -- Ronin Chandra, 1814
Duncan, please be mine. I will take good care of you. Just give it a chance. -- Master fairygirle, 1556
I just want something I just want something that I can never have. *sigh* -- Secret Asian Man you and everyone else, yeh wailin babe, 1729
Cherry blossoms fall, emulating the rhythm of a tide swept shell -- Bonsai mixed drinx/metaphors, 1502
I love Duncan so much! Yes I do. Yes I do. Do you love me too? -- Dude from Japan fairygirlie, 1593
Ow; my eye itches Hope my cornea's not scratched Nose is runny, too. -- Iron Chef French Duncan, 1815
even if you run, some hallways take five and a half minutes to end -- Warrior Andrillzle Killizle Tizzle, 1569
now did i detect a reference to the book "House of Leaves" below? -- Warrior heather feather, 1529
Yoiks! - the only two I can think of are Perry and Sloan. Doubt it, though. -- Shintoist Don, 1716
Tempest Bledsoe played Vanessa Huxtable on The Cosby Show. Yeah. -- Samurai Chandra, 1763
Mrs. Scaffetti. That really narrows it down. Show me the smartness! -- Fu Man Chu pastfriend, 1547
to my New York friends: If I could, I would give you electricity -- Young Grasshopper I ain't quotin Rent. light a damn candle, 1544
"Daft sniper"? Could be. "Dr. Fat Penis"? Uh-oh. Fried pants, a pen drifts -- Mega Man Flobee Pubic Hair Trimmings, Ltd, 1591
Hmmm... A mystery? Perhaps a name may reveal obfuscated truth. -- Kamikaze anagrams solve eveything, 1524
Oh, you're back! Neato. Trouble is not imminent. Now, who might you be? -- Osakan Don, 1691
Paramour? Indeed! Just don't want to cause trouble. This bitch doesn't front. -- Master pastfriend, 1685
one zero zero one zero one one zero zero one one... two? -- Young Grasshopper Richard Nixon (six six six), 1589
Snoop's been busted for drugs and underage girls gone wild? Well, I AM shocked! -- Young Master no, I'm not, 1506
tapping bloodless veins, I pray there is no cure for haiku addiction. -- Shogun Who Ha, 1691
Poop! Invisible 'TAB" makes syllablistic Wrongness! Oh, the shame! -- Samurai humbled humbug, 1581
"Enter your three line haiku. Press the next line." Genius -- Shogun .,., 1660
Marilyn Monroe... She's long gone, but I still dig her seven year itch -- Shintoist Japanese Bustle, 1541
I'm not looking for the perfect drug, just a good aphrodisiac -- Dude from Japan Shorn, 1707
"Clean up your damn room!" As if I really need to know my floor color -- Ronin messy childer, 1643
please do not throw rice towards the pidgons. It makes their stomachs explode. Thanx! -- Young Master yellowish goodly, 1573
modification of vegitable genes means the end of the world -- Some Young Guy ampersand motility, 1577
unattainable is just another word for irresistible -- Shintoist sweetlie & bettertruth, 1834
Aaaa!!! Get 'em off me!!! Get 'em off me!! Aaaugh!! AAA!!! Aaaugh!! Get 'em off me!!! Aaugh! -- Stinkoman Box of Crazed Weasels, 1825
Trust your mechanics They would never lie to you Trust your government -- Secret Asian Man getitoffgetitoff, 1725
A fingernail moon shines upon a girl whose tears sparkle in the night -- Dude from Japan chastized dawg, 1507
Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato. I Just thought you should know. -- Secret Asian Man delicious waiterfall, 1477
HTML is in fact, applied. Go nuts with your bad self, homey. -- Shogun Don, 1847
Is HTML applied? Will I look foolish if house is not blue? -- Sensei fingers crossed..., 1825
What makes you even think that you were wearing pants in the first place? Please. -- Master Iron Chef East-Si-yEEEEEEEd, 1779
I got the year, WOO! Columbus sailed the great blue 1492! -- Chairman Only losers bother to learn history, 1510
The best, first question the morning after: "Breakfast?" Let the good times roll -- Kamikaze sChi-Ooo "backup!" singer, 1492
Oops.. another one "Casa Dogma: Stolen Whim" No denying it. -- Some Young Guy ummmm... yes?, 1740
The questions arise. The preventable mistakes. Who will you blame now? -- Some Young Guy C-O-N... spiricy, 1530
Tonight's anagram: "A manacled tom sighs 'ow'" Y'know what? He is. -- Secret Asian Man amniotic powerfully, 1613
not my computer you left it in "history" now everyone knows -- Ronin stalker, 1730
alone i haiku i feel retarded, can't stop syllables, you win!! -- Young Grasshopper haiku junkie, 1729
i miss those parties... who put rufees in my drink? whoops, there go my pants. -- Ninja finger, 1845
Quick Quisine pancakes! um, what the hell is in here? i want waffle house. -- Young Master don't call me "at-kid", 1787
haiku creator the creator's creator don is magic too. -- Young Grasshopper awwwwwww..., 1817
the movie called "camp".... at once the best and the worst. Vlad, stop teasing them! -- Ninja guilty pleasure, 1690
Justin Timberlake Antonio Banderas Mackenzie Astin -- Kamikaze Duncan, 1556
Ronald Reagan is the anti-Christ. Why will no one listen to me?!?!? -- Kamikaze one more for the road!, 1511
Sweet dreams, all. For now I bid thee adieu. Good night... REVOLUTION NOW! -- Shintoist quick straw dust, 1621
Must... Stop... Haiku... ing! Must... Resist... Meditative... Poetic... Effects! -- Young Grasshopper I swear I'm almost done..., 1653
Atkins dieters: This is bread speaking.You know you can't resist me! -- Fu Man Chu hot wings, lightbulb, ridicule, 1483
OK, I'm going to bed soon. This madness must come to an end, right? -- Dude from Japan lonely, bored, and armed to the nipples, 1672
Shit! Another one??!!? I guess the five-seven-five isn't all that hard. -- Dude from Japan Mr. FUN (eral)!, 1693
"Who are you?" asked the caterpillar who happened to smoke a hooka -- Secret Asian Man Tweedle DUH!, 1497
but it also works for Ponce De Leon, Duke Dick, and King James the fourth -- Master bird's eye monkey!, 1787
Fourteen Seventy- three? That's Copernicus's birth year! Who'da known? -- Ronin Itchy Fame!, 1755
"haiku creator" anagrammed (my addiction): "A heroic Kraut." -- Ohta Faction Member Bat Country!, 1473
I am sad because I've never been Simonized. I'll get over it. -- Fu Man Chu chandra, 1844
pizza, cookies, yams carbohydrates call my name a deaf ear i turn -- Ronin alex, 1611
girls, back off my man- my fingernails are sharp, my memory is long. -- Master Don'sbitch, 1608
Don, he has something... A paramour? Unlikely. My bitches don't front. -- Secret Asian Man Don, 1677
what is happening? don has a past paramour? i don't post here often. -- Ninja girlfriend, 1796
Yummy Oreos, If I don't eat the whole bag, the terrorists win! -- Master Simon, 1480
December I wed, Your window is closing fast to get Simonized! -- Ronin Simon, 1549
I thought I was cool when in school I said to girls, "Come get Simonized!" -- Kamikaze Simon, 1649
But today it's not. It is sunny and not hot. It's also not cold. -- Shintoist Don, 1737
It's rainy today Brain is foggy and groggy Want to sleep all day -- Master Duncan, 1697
party tomorrow can't wait to eat jello shots and smoke some stank dank -- Ohta Faction Member Chandra, 1776
My new debit card I love having money It's so convenient. -- Ohta Faction Member Duncan, 1650
time for vacation stars at night shine big and bright don't mess with Texas! -- Ohta Faction Member Chandra, 1526
Wow, that was the best haiku yet. You so had me nodding my assent. -- Kamikaze Don, 1588
stomach hurts too much I need to leave this town now will it hurt there, too? -- Dude from Japan Chandra, 1582
He escrito el Primer Haiku Español porque gobierno. -- Sensei Don, 1492
Wanting to hold you. You are way too far away. Life really does suck! -- Chairman GoddessGirl, 1750
["Homer Falling Down the Stairs - in Japan"] - DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH! -- Ohta Faction Member Simon, 1555
Soymilk - Vicodin, Two poles on the food spectrum, Breakfast of this Champ! -- Bonsai Simon, 1692
Maybe if gerbils knew what fate would soon be theirs, they would say, "Bark Bark!" -- Sensei Simon, 1848
Bobomonkeyfrog, Oh, were I to be his friend, He'd say all my stuff. -- Bonsai Simon, 1726
I've traveled up north For some needed relaxing I've now time to grill -- Kamikaze Heather, 1649
I miss Japan noise I must have my eX-Girl fix Two bucks at Tunes - wow! -- Young Master Goatie, 1648
Taking a shower I turn on the "hot water" This is not so hot. -- Chairman Duncan, 1672
I just grow weary of the public guessing game. Feel free to write me. -- Bonsai Don, 1703
I now say good-bye. I wish you nothing but joy. Thanks for being you. -- Sensei pastfriend, 1497
It was great to cross paths again. If only for a moment in time.... -- Ninja pastfriend, 1824
It's really too bad.:( I must admit I am hurt.:( The past stays the past. :( -- Master pastfriend, 1690
I dunno. I have known many goddesses in my time. Bloop bloop bloop. -- Shogun Don, 1507
*gasp* I'm not a thought... Maybe I'm unexpected. I am a GODDESS! -- Samurai pastfriend, 1633
Alrighty then! Well... No offence intended. Hmmm... Steger? Patterson? -- Chairman Don, 1639
Why so closed minded? What about the other half? Are we not equal? -- Shogun pastfriend, 1679
Let's see -- there's Blockstock, or Miller, or maybe it's Klimowski? Dunno. -- Fu Man Chu Don, 1584
WOW, familiar names! Knew them all, along with you... BUT, you're still not close! -- Ninja pastfriend, 1631
*sigh* Oh, very well. Herlihy? Yon? Weissberg? Jones? Zepess? <-- bet that's it! -- Kamikaze Don, 1504
Give it up so fast? No way, that would be no fun! If you must know, guess! -- Sensei pastfriend, 1811
Well, loving God, man! Who dost thou be? I must know. Lay it on me, holmes. -- Young Grasshopper Don, 1704
Greek Mythology. Curran,Abston,Zimmerman. Too many good times. -- Fu Man Chu pastfriend, 1574
That would date you at about 1989 or vicinity. -- Warrior Don, 1831
Does this ring a bell? Remember,'A Bit of Lit' Sound familiar, now? -- Shintoist pastfriend, 1453
My Calendar is WWE: Wrestlers are hot. -- Ronin Duncan, 1475
Stumbled across you an accident, or not? Who am I?Guess please. -- Chairman pastfriend, 1710
Connect with the past Don, you'll never guess who From way long ago. -- Emperor pastfriend, 1648
cafeteria invulnerability tyrannosaurus -- Chairman Duncan, 1818
What the hell is this? It's interdimensional Bestiality. -- Warrior Duncan, 1717
Don and I seem to be the only "Warriors". Perhaps we should fight. -- Some Young Guy Heather, 1646
i wish i could have some food with carbohydrates alas, i cannot -- Warrior Heather, 1691
Such is the way that the internet goes. No love for haiku structure. -- Warrior Don, 1745
im a lumberjack and i'm ok i sleep all night and i work all day i put on womens clothing, and hang around in bars -- Bonsai craig, 1712
Mars Cookies& bars are so yummy. Too bad they have fatty oils. -- Emperor Don, 1803
sunrise hung over cannot quite remember how i got home last night -- Samurai Drunken Master Amy, 1771
My bed is comfy Perhaps it is too comfy I can't take a nap -- Young Grasshopper Duncan, 1488
scotch is good to drink the tummy will become warm as the brain goes numb -- Fu Man Chu Heather, 1494
pink and purple are my favorite colours i love to dance i eat spaghetti -- Chairman Roxy, 1594
rain drops all day rain drops of my heart why does life suck? -- Fu Man Chu Brianna, 1785
Sunlight brings the day shining through the thinnest glass. It's too damn early. -- Bonsai Alex, 1729
everything is pink like the proud vagina was in moonlight dancing. -- Master danica, 1531
Office is closing early. Let me hear you say: Whoomp, there it is. Yeah. -- Ronin Don, 1799
it's time to go out into the world of people when was the last time? -- Ronin Sara, 1637
it's morning again and still i'm laying in bed can't wait to go out! -- Kamikaze chandra, 1550
I admit this Im ignorant to haiku Is this good? -- Some Young Guy green, 1841
Haiku are the bomb Making inane BS read Like fortune cookies -- Dude from Japan Corey, 1848
Let's get some spring rolls! MSG'd! Ow, my stomach! You know, my blood hurts. -- Young Grasshopper Errol, 1655
Don, you fucking rule! Once again I want to live. You're Lord Nostalgia! -- Shintoist Simon, 1539
Seven years have passed since we've done Haikus here [sniff] Oh damn! There I go... -- Kamikaze Simon, 1570
Date wrongness is fixed. Haiku only six hundred years old. Don is dumb. -- Dude from Japan Don the Doofus, 1737
Look at all my peeps Why are they avoiding me? My cologne smells weird. -- Samurai Duncan (the wise), 403 BC
Ah, the rising sun flag muscle shirt and leggings Johnny Five alive -- Samurai Chandra, 32 BC
Just ate some burgers I bought at Costco Wholesale. Membership doth rule. -- Shintoist Don, 629 BC
excitement increased, the pulse has begun to race... i have pushed "enter" -- Sensei emily, 348 BC
Wow; totally cool. Another way to waste time Ah, the Internet. -- Master Duncan, 370 BC
This is the first post. Bring only your finest jank, Haiku in effect. -- Shintoist Don, 23 BC
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